Do you think of me as often as I think of you? Do I run in and out of your dreams night after night like you do mine? Do you even know how much you ment to me?

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Just had to capture this #amazinghair #bejealous #dorks #sundayfunday
Annoying Customers


The Nineteen Year Old Who Gets Offended When You ID Them

Really “bro”? You don’t even look like you can grow proper facial hair yet, so don’t act indignant when I ask to see two pieces. And no, I don’t believe your girlfriend – who looks even younger than you by the way - “forgot her purse”. I’m…

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when someone asks me what I did on my day off


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If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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