Do you think of me as often as I think of you? Do I run in and out of your dreams night after night like you do mine? Do you even know how much you ment to me?

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Just had to capture this #amazinghair #bejealous #dorks #sundayfunday
Annoying Customers

smalltownserverprobs:

The Nineteen Year Old Who Gets Offended When You ID Them

Really “bro”? You don’t even look like you can grow proper facial hair yet, so don’t act indignant when I ask to see two pieces. And no, I don’t believe your girlfriend – who looks even younger than you by the way - “forgot her purse”. I’m…

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when someone asks me what I did on my day off

waitressprobs:

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slowlylosingmysanity:

this. 

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

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